When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
A hopeless romantic with a resting bitch face . She's often the powerhouse of parties and has amazing capacity. Roasts really well.
by Rjyanta March 07, 2020
When a man is having sex with a woman in Missionary and the woman farts and the man can feel the fart on his balls. The fart is often forceful enough to slightly move the mans Scrotum. In serious cases fart particles can be felt.
Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
Also, some men have a Seal Sneeze Fetish
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by Delronammk October 24, 2020
friend 1: i really have to pee
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night
friend 2: you should wait otherwise you’re gonna break your seal for the whole night
by chumforyou2 June 20, 2020