School

A place where we learn meaningless shit like how to solve the area of a triangle, but don't learn how to take care of a kid or how to pay taxes, or pretty much any daily thing we don't learn in school.

Example-

Guy- "What the hell how do I put this condom on my dick?"
Girl- "Who cares at least we know how to solve the area of a triangle."
School

by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014

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The reason why suicide rates went up

If they don't graduate me from school I'll be in a Logan Paul video

by Cmon Morty o3o May 4, 2018

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A place of no mercy. It forces you upon its wraith before the dark of the sky ceases to tint, unlike the souls of the teachers. Trudging out of bed, you have scarcely forty minutes to do what would normally take you an hour if it weren’t for the unholy time crunch; get ready for the concentration camp itself. Barely making it on time, you’re forced to stream down your driveway and end up looking like a buffoon when everyone else is already there. You then proceed to wait in either freezing or scorching temperatures, the Board of Education doesn’t care, and then come in contact with the bringer of your doom: the school bus. As you hoist yourself and the anvils they call school supplies onto the uber driver from hell, you frantically try to study for the test you have today. You forgot to do so last night, just because you didn’t give a crap. Eventually you give up and play a game on your phone until the asylum itself comes into view: school. You and the other people pile out of your bus and march like ants to your lockers. You take out your $500 worth of stuff out of your backpack, even though you know you’re only going to use three of those items yearly, and head on to first period; gym, which is basically a mandatory strip club. You trudge through the rest of your day, but I don’t wanna write about it, because that would mean wasting more time on school. Plus, I got these cursed papers call “homework” to do, as if the seven hours I spend at that hell wasn't enough.

Matt: Hey so what did you get for question four on the homework last night?
Steve: There was homework? I was too busy studying for the eight tests today.
Matt: Wait, there's eight tests today?
Both: Man, I hate school

by Person Who Needs Help January 9, 2020

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School means waste of time cuz at the end u will forget everything and u will also die

Ugh I hate school

by By me bitches September 18, 2020

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I bullshit hell hole where people think that they are the shit, and grow up to be leaders to a drug empire. The black kids are the only cool people. You thought elementary was nice?! For some reason when these kids hit middle school they started fighting with kids who smell like ass. Girls think they’re all the stuff, who apparently these girls have been hiding in a shell and unleash themselves in middle school, to be the sluts they were meant to be. Ahh and the guys? First you think the guys are cooler than the girls and then you realize all they want to do is smash then get you pregnant and leave you on the street. At the end of the day the guys are fuck boys and The girls are the new cast to 16 and pregnant

““did you see him? He tried to smash”
“ ugh I hate school!!”

by The Mean Girl May 9, 2018

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