sand matters

The moment you realize your life matters; if you think of your life as an hourglass, then the sand is your past, present, and future. The only time you have is right now, the only life you have is right now. Sand matters means awakening to the realization that the only grains that matter are falling through right now.
It's time your sand matters. Your life, your time, your sand matters.
by windysister June 17, 2009
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Belt Sanded

When you get a rash on your face from going down on a woman with bush stubble.
"What happened to your face?"
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."
by Sophie111222 March 25, 2014
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sand kitten

A vagina that’s been exposed to the beach.
“I just left the beach, now I need to go wash off my sand kitten.”
by FishyMcSquishy November 03, 2017
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Bang sand

Bang sand is another way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.
by Marty Byrde November 01, 2022
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Sand necker

A trashy red neck who frequents the beach, most notably the Gulf Coast. Typically identified by bud light, cornhole boards, country music, and a sunburn.
Florida beaches are nice, but they're ruined by all these damn sand neckers.
by Nevets August 14, 2017
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Sand Cannon

Somebody's butthole that tends to be really dry and hairy. Possibly because of not being able to wipe good enough.
Hey Cruz have you went to the doctors to look at your sand cannon issue yet?
by JosephMayo June 11, 2018
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sand brit

"You see that fucking Sand Brit over there?"
by TheAnonymousTurtle November 23, 2016
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