Sweater Pecs

Having the pecs that are sizable enough to look good in a sweater.

Man, that guy sure has good sweater pecs!

by Andybandy69 October 1, 2015

schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016

second sweater

A person so hairy, that when they take their shirt/sweater off, it looks like they have a shirt/sweater on.

Look at that dude! It's 100 degrees out and he's totally rockin' the second sweater!!!

by jTechMHz December 10, 2016

sweater milk

Breast Milk

Did you drink all the sweater milk, that was for the baby

by Bearcub1987 December 20, 2016

Sweater Girl

It's a girl who wears a sweater from the first day of school through their last day of school for the rest of the school days and never takes it off ever to show the people her short sleeve.

Boy: Your a sweater girl.
Girl: *Gets annoyed*
*Few months later*
Boy: Your still sweater girl. Hahahaha.
Girl: Stop. *Gets annoyed*

by Sweater Girl November 9, 2019

sweater meat

A pair of knockeroonies. Breasts so magnificently substantial that they are even highly noticeable in a thick sweater.

I cannot take my eyes off of Yvette's sweater meat.

That bank teller caught me staring at her sweater meat.

by Mistah Know-it-all March 20, 2019

Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019