Spoon Bang

When you're too ashamed to look the person you're banging in the eye. The modern day paper bag.
"She's not that cute but I would spoon bang her." - Guy
by a-lex May 16, 2014
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pre-spoon

Sitting or being right on top of some one else with clothes on and at the point right before sex in which you debate whether or not you have condoms.
" She wanted to eat my sausage but i needed to pre-spoon before we did."
by jehgduoeg May 14, 2015
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spoon chain

A long line of people spooning each other.
Last night at Kellie's scary movie party we had the longest spoon chain ever. We are going for the longest spoon chain yet at the snuggle party next week. Spoon chain!
by kate17 December 12, 2013
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spoon dong

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!
Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.
by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022
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spoon-ationship

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.
Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.
by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 25, 2014
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smooth spoon

He could only smooth spooned me after too many whisky drinks
by Meyerd3 January 10, 2015
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Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.
by Sausage_Dictionary January 22, 2016
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