Verb. The act of when a college girl goes out and seeks to soak up as much alcohol and dick as possible.
by she33333eeeep October 26, 2017

by Mobyduck June 10, 2017

Someone who, when participating in a conversation, chooses to say little no words, generally because they have nothing interesting to contribute.
by The Word Sponge August 28, 2015

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
by FoffTim October 16, 2017

Verb:
When someone falls asleep/passes out at a social gathering before the night has started. Typically at an event that involves drinking alcohol.
It should be noted that sponging-out rarely requires a blackout from drinking too much alcohol. It usually occurs after being in the drowsy state from drinking 2-3 beers after a long day.
When someone falls asleep/passes out at a social gathering before the night has started. Typically at an event that involves drinking alcohol.
It should be noted that sponging-out rarely requires a blackout from drinking too much alcohol. It usually occurs after being in the drowsy state from drinking 2-3 beers after a long day.
by Ox Enthusiast May 12, 2025

by Sam Saw March 30, 2017

A period of time during which one must provide unnecessary care for a significant other because the individual is overly needy.
Avery had to miss the Boys to Men concert because it was the year of sponge baths with her worthless boyfriend.
by Slamb Doctor September 14, 2019
