Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

Speed hump

A really fast humping motion or it could go really slow

Oh it was so fast and bumpy I thought I was going over a speed hump

by 665565555 April 19, 2019

Speed Bunny

A gorgeous woman who loves hot rods, motorcycles, traveling, and sex positivity! You can find her at car/motorcycle shows and just being stunning!

“I’m a speed bunny”

by Catiekitten March 4, 2019

speed of email

When you send an email to the person in the next office and then appear in front of them before it hits their inbox or at the latest before they have had a chance to open and skim it.

"I think it's not right not to respect the speed of email. It is confusing."
"Jack shot Peter a mail and just walked over at the speed of email. Be like Jack."

by Vatu August 22, 2019

speed gun

Used to check if someone is dumb enough to speed in the city
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.

Dude: "Hey man have you heard that someone got arrested for blowjobbing but the policeman caught him with his speed gun?"

Dode: Bro seriously? lmao

by minebob October 8, 2019

speed dater

A speed dater is someone that wastes no time on finding their lifelong partner. All dates are considered for the role. If the person chosen for a date doesn't fit his/her idea of a partner the date will be dumped and speed dater will move to the next worthy contender..

Ashley might speed dater and date a lot of men but she is on a mission to find her a husband. Ashley is not a whore.
Bill says that he will stay single until he meets his wife but will bang any female that wants to apply for the position. No strings attached.

by ManEaters anonymous March 10, 2017

Kony-Speed

The speed at which a video spreads on the internet, a scale to measure how viral something is by using the Kony 2012 video as a basis.

"That announcement of Anchorman 2 is at 1.5 times Kony-Speed"

"The home movie of you and your friend singing Spice Girls in your basement is at -200 Kony-Speed"

by Lenny Laserdisc August 17, 2012