Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.

So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.

by Abortionater December 31, 2017

Sloppy "B"

An oozy egg sandwich made with whatever bread is left in the pantry, bacon and salt and pepper. The egg must be made over-easy to bust when eaten.

This morning I got up to find my husband eating a Sloppy "B".

by merde160 April 21, 2010

sloppy faygo

Where a woman puts any type of Faygo soda in her mouth and sucks off a man with the Faygo in her mouth until he cums then the woman drinks the cum mixed Faygo

Person1. Why is your mouth dripping with Faygo? Person 2. I just gave my dad a sloppy Faygo

by Jimbo0806 January 22, 2021

sloppy bacon

Leaky and dripping.

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon

by Ergosum June 22, 2016

Sloppy Dallas

When a girl packs a fat lip and sucks you off.

Yeah I met this honky girl last night, and she gave me a sloppy dallas.

by FulcrumRat October 15, 2020

Sloppy Beckett

To suck a skittle out of a trans persons' asshole without tongue protection.

I totally sloppy Becketted her last night.
I fucking love Skittles, I would sloppy Beckett anyone for one.

by Mr gay December 8, 2022

sloppy robinson

similar in constitution to a sloppy joe but instead of being a sandwich it's a dick

chad gave me a sloppy robinson last night. it was gross.

by robinslop November 5, 2017