left sloppy

This phrase is derived from the the term blue balls. Being left sloppy is the same as being given blue balls. Although this phrase can be commonly used in situations where you were left hanging by someone.

(Someone doesn't shake your hand after you put your hand out.) "Damn bro you really gonna leave me sloppy like that?"
Guy 1: Did you fuck last night?
Guy 2: Nahhhh I got left sloppy

by JerryJonfidence December 20, 2020

Sloppy Joe

When a man ejaculates on his own hand and then slaps a chic on the face

Did u hear about Donna? Her and John went to the mop closet so she could swallow his load and he pulled out and nutted in his hand then slapped Donna. She had to walk out of mop closet with his nut on her face and in her hair.. All the office personnel now knows she's John's bitch.. He gave her the ol sloppy joe

by ŘÖČĶŠŤ☆Ŕ October 17, 2021

Sloppy Hand

When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.

Vijay sloppy handed her so hard, she fell over.

by VTG September 2, 2012

Sloppy Marathon

When ejaculate bursts from a person and lands upon the interior surface of ones athletic shoe or sneaker.

Ryan went to put on his shoes and realized he had been a victim of a Sloppy Marathon.

by jack the ripper April 11, 2012

sloppy swappers

another name for bisexuals

half of Americas teenage population are sloppy swappers

by tacoman 200x January 8, 2012

Sloppy slip

When you want to have a relationship with the girl you have fwb's with but she rejected you so you get anger issues and you drift and crash your car.

Is that guy on drugs or did he do an Sloppy Slip?

by Yumi Ishiyama March 18, 2023

Sloppy gunner

When you eat something and you smacking your lips and never eat with your mouth closed

Close your mouth when you eat you sounding like a sloppy gunner

by Dovahkiin_2466 April 15, 2023