alabama slam-her

Having Sex with a distant cousin

"Dude i had sex with tina" "Man shes your cousin you alabama slam-her!"

by Levi K February 7, 2007

Clam Slam

1. (v.) When one female prevents another female from scoring on a professional and/or personal level.

2. (v.) Female equivalent of cock block.

Synonyms: Twat swat; clam dam; clam jam (not to be mistaken for rag).

I was just about to close the deal when she cut in, cut me off and clam slammed me so hard I got whiplash. So...I punched her in the vag.

by foschizzlemanizzle June 6, 2010

poetry slam

Shit poetry by illiterate hipsters. Everyone gets on stage and yells at you about Social Injustice.

My friend forced me to go a poetry slam. I had not before then seen such a high concentration of pretentious assholes gathered for the purpose of stoking one another's egos.

by Teresa Alice April 7, 2008

slam

n. 1. a female who has been around the block a few times; a slut, whore etc.
2. one who is easily obtainable by the opposite sex for sexual contact.

Jenn is such a slam-I heard she sucked off three different guys last night!

by groupieassni$$a January 1, 2006

sausage slam

sex using processed meat products.

Late at night, Beverly loved a sausage slam with Jimmy Dean.

by pappapitt December 10, 2006

Fantastic Slam

The act of fucking a pocket pussy that has been shoved in a womans ass.

Dude I was getting a haircut at fantastic sam's and after I got a shitty haircut with uneven sideburns, I took my hairdresser in the back and gave her a Fantastic Slam.

by True American Grandpa April 18, 2010

banana slam

A very violent handjob; a hardcore handy.

1. Dude: Oh man, that girl slams bananas. Don't try and pick her up.

2. Girl: I gave him a banana slam; best way to get rid of a guy.

by MarkCohen April 21, 2010