Simon Mullan

a fella who is well hung like a horse

"Simon mullan lost his leg in the war but he was so well hung he could stand to attention very time."

by can stand for attention October 29, 2009

simon james

a big asshole. one you would NOT want to meet. hopefully you don't. one lives in Canada. good place, shitty people apparently.

wow you are a Simon JAMES???? sucks to be YOUUUUU

by madsters9999999 May 24, 2018

simon fettig

An bad ass with a giant horse cock

Damn that guy is like simon fettig

by Dhfviss June 6, 2018

simon's quest

a nes game that realy sucked!!

you suck at playing simon's quest.

by mikey martinez February 25, 2008

Simon CDC

A person who is useless, incapable of his duties.

Hey mate, don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simon CDC

A person who is useless & incapable of his duties. Also world's slowest typer.

Don't be a Simon CDC.

by Kris CDC October 6, 2020

Simon Says...

Krystal, I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?

Simon Says... "Krystal, whatever it is that is eating you, it must be suffering horribly."

by Simon11 February 2, 2013