Shrek 

The worst movie ever all star was good tho

Random person: Shrek is love
Me: ew nope!

Shrek by Fart&poop125 March 15, 2024

Shrek 

The hunkiest most delicious man I've ever tasted in my life. He absolutely a monster when it comes to having fun in the swamp. He likes his woman like he likes his onions (white, juicy, and spicy,). Hes the biggest HOTTEST ogre youve ever seen.

Little girl on the streets - Shrek is the tastiest man alive.
Old man - I bet he is. I need a man like him.
Little girl on the streets - HES MINE BACK OFFF.

Shrek by Shrek4L April 11, 2024

Shrek 

You smell like poop

Shrek smells like poop

Shrek by Megatron6996 May 18, 2024

Shrek 

The baddest bitch on the block and you’re likely to take him back to swamp and get nutted on.

God Shrek took me home and made me feel alive.

Shrek by Ur_Rose March 12, 2025

Shrek 

To shrek, is to mess about in a swamp unhygienically. Variants: Shrek, Shreking, Shreked, Shreker.

"Those guys shrek about a lot."
"Stop shreking, guys."
"That guy shrek's about every 3 days."
"I admit it, I shreked in that swamp earlier."
"There's a whole lot of shreker's around here."
"My cousin is such a shreker."

Shrek by CoolBritishGuy June 17, 2025

Shrek and Chill 

To gather with a bunch of your cronies and partake in the devils lettuce.

Hey Lucus wanna go Shrek and Chill?

Shrek and Chill by Shrek N' Chill May 11, 2016

Shrek 1 

To be, or something that is the absolute best in context to it's particular category. As mentioned by Shane Gillis (Comedian) and co host of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast (MSSP) in reference to the movie Shrek, being that the first Shrek in the series was the best.

"Man that pizza was so good, it was Shrek 1."

Shrek 1 by Choadey Buttson November 10, 2020