by Egg shell September 05, 2019
You fart in your car right before getting out. Then when you return to your car (sometimes hours later) you get in shut the door just to find the fart still there and you proceed to choke on your own fart.
by SmellyBear December 01, 2016
A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts to avoid being homicided by an insanely jealous significant other.
by bushleaguers March 03, 2016
a selfie taken for the sole purpose of proving to her crazy, controlling significant other that she is having a boring outing and not cheating on her crazy, controlling significant other
Mendy asked to take a "proof selfie" after the boring-ass lunch, just so she could send it to Joe, so he wouldn't homicide her when she got home
by The bushleaguers May 13, 2016
A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.
by The bushleaguers March 04, 2016
A squinting eye expression, typical of the way people look at a phone when they or someone else is taking a selfie. See also selfeyes.
by daverap November 03, 2015
( abbreviated soc-fie):
A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
A selfie specifically taken in order to put on one's own social media profiles like Facebook and Instagram.
I don't care whether or not my social selfie is considered broccoli-art, or whether or not it passed your picture test
by Sexydimma April 15, 2015