Russel Crowed

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

by JRM065 January 7, 2015

Adam russell

A nibba

Adam Russell is a nibba

by Jordin May 10, 2020

green russell

Man eats a green apple when a women performs oral intercourse with pop rocks in her mouth

Yo, I got green russelled last noght.

by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016

Russell glass

A pint glass which kills all bubbles in a beer

For fuck’s sake, I’ve got a Russell glass!

by Tbonedork November 11, 2017

Russell up a story

When a media company who employs purported investigative journalist who make up evidence or significantly financially support a person to provide evidence for a story to hopefully avoid a defamation case against them from being successful.

Etymology: Russell v Australian Broadcasting Corporation & Ors Federal Court of Australia

The Sydney Morning Herald decided to Russell up a story about The Pineapple Express

by DisgruntledVet October 31, 2023

Russell

Ginger dick head who get bullied in school and is shit at Fifa

See that kid over there he’s a proper russell him lad

by Ginger Maggot January 20, 2020

Russell

Boyfriend too many, satisfied none!

Thinking your in for a big night of sex but he can never get it up after talking himself up. He's such a russell

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024