1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.
2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.
3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.
2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.
3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.
by Birdie B January 3, 2013

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.
by Mrrobot October 12, 2016

by Nurses November 21, 2013

The act of rubbing the gooch with fingers (or tongue) to stimulate the male midst sexual encounters. WARNING: MALE MAY GROAN IN AW AND WONDER
"We were hooking up and I went down there, pushed his balls aside, and went straight for a good ol' gooch rub."
by goochmail November 14, 2015

by LukeDuke728 November 14, 2013

by big dik2117 October 19, 2015

When one person rubs their head against another and say social rubbing. Usually very awkward when done to someone you barely know. Always hilarious when doing it to friends.
person 1-hey wanna see something
person 2-sure
person 1 walks over and starts rubbing their head on person 2
person 1-SOCIAL RUBBING!!!
person 2-sure
person 1 walks over and starts rubbing their head on person 2
person 1-SOCIAL RUBBING!!!
by zan the woman October 19, 2011
