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Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.
Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!
by Birdie B January 3, 2013
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chili rub

When you realize, mid-shit, that you ran out of toilet paper and are now forced to make a tough decision.
Dude, yesterday I chili rubbed it. It was pretty shitty
by Mrrobot October 12, 2016
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hand rubbing

Jerking off with the help of rubbing alcohol. Mostly used by the nursing profession.
Nurse - "I use proper hand rubbing for every patient."
by Nurses November 21, 2013
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gooch rub

The act of rubbing the gooch with fingers (or tongue) to stimulate the male midst sexual encounters. WARNING: MALE MAY GROAN IN AW AND WONDER
"We were hooking up and I went down there, pushed his balls aside, and went straight for a good ol' gooch rub."
by goochmail November 14, 2015
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memphis rub

A hand job under the table at a family reunion from your first cousin.
I cant believe Jimmy got a memphis rub from his own cousin at the reunion.
by LukeDuke728 November 14, 2013
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pocket rub

Rubbing woomens genitals through her pocket
by big dik2117 October 19, 2015
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Social Rubbing

When one person rubs their head against another and say social rubbing. Usually very awkward when done to someone you barely know. Always hilarious when doing it to friends.
person 1-hey wanna see something

person 2-sure

person 1 walks over and starts rubbing their head on person 2

person 1-SOCIAL RUBBING!!!
by zan the woman October 19, 2011
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