chili rub

When you're mid-shit and realize there is no toilet paper.

Don't you hate it when when you have to chili rub it all the way to get the toilet paper?

by Mrrobot February 18, 2016

Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 03, 2013

Rub king

A guy who makes random noises and talks about clash Royale 24/7.

Weird guy: Grrmccbutterpuppykins!
You: stop being such a rub king!

by Yolo2341 February 10, 2017

Social Rubbing

When one person rubs their head against another and say social rubbing. Usually very awkward when done to someone you barely know. Always hilarious when doing it to friends.

person 1-hey wanna see something

person 2-sure

person 1 walks over and starts rubbing their head on person 2

person 1-SOCIAL RUBBING!!!

by zan the woman October 19, 2011

memphis rub

A hand job under the table at a family reunion from your first cousin.

I cant believe Jimmy got a memphis rub from his own cousin at the reunion.

by LukeDuke728 November 15, 2013

gooch rub

The act of rubbing the gooch with fingers (or tongue) to stimulate the male midst sexual encounters. WARNING: MALE MAY GROAN IN AW AND WONDER

"We were hooking up and I went down there, pushed his balls aside, and went straight for a good ol' gooch rub."

by goochmail September 30, 2015

furry rub

when 2 furries are in the fur suits, 1 is laying down while the other rubs their stomach in circles (also known as tummy time). While slowly moving down as furry 1 moans loud to the point of screaming while ejaculating.

i just had my first furry rub!!

by furryrubbers29 July 25, 2022