Pop a 'roid

Straining so hard as to create a hemorrhoid

Holy cow, I was laughing so hard, I felt like I was gonna pop a 'roid!

by Charlie Victor Echo March 16, 2021

COACH J-ROIDS

COACH J RAHM WHO GOES BY THE NAME J-ROIDS IS A COACHING CHANNEL WHO LIES ABOUT HIS STEROID USAGE HE CLAIMS THAT HE HAS NEVER TOOK STEROIDS WHICH WAS A LIE HE CLAIMED THAT HE WAS NATTY SINCE 6 YEARS THEN CLAIMED SINCE 1 YEAR AND HAS A GAY RELATIONSHIP WITH JAMIE Lycantheory PROBABLY!

Man these COACH J-ROIDS sure are popping in great!

by Black Pablo July 6, 2022

Delaware Pork-Rind

When a man cuts off his foreskin and drops it in a deep fryer for approximately 24 hours and removes it from the fryer. He then crushes it to a powder and puts it in a mixture of heroine and straight black coffee and butt-chugs it.

I accidentally committed a Delaware Pork-Rind at the local funeral home.

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

mama half reindeer

a fake butt enhanced by surgery belonging to a woman who regularly paints her house using cream cheese

After I found out my wife has a mama half reindeer, I started using regular paint.

by Cactus Malpractice Fan August 21, 2025