BIG DICK ENERGYYY!!! Rileys have the biggest dicks and the best sex. He's the best running-back on the football team. He will steal your girl if you fuck with him. Rileys are really loyal and can treat a girl with respect. If Riley dates a girl named Kacie, she is a lucky girl, and he loves her.
by NoLieNiggaz October 12, 2018
Get the Riley Colemug. A Riley Landrum is a term that is used to label someone as a supreme class asshole. Being called Riley Landrum is one of the most vulgar insults known to man. It has many vulgar meanings, all but not limited to:
- An acne riddled horse
- Horrible singer
- Poser
- Hater
-Envious dickhead
- A person that rants and complains about anything and anyone
- Fake Person/Two Faced
- Low IQ
- Sex Offender
- A person that can’t hold a conversation
- A person that produces bad music that makes ur ears bleed
- Will talk shit about ones gear or item then proceeds to buy the same exact thing and change their opinion about it
- An acne riddled horse
- Horrible singer
- Poser
- Hater
-Envious dickhead
- A person that rants and complains about anything and anyone
- Fake Person/Two Faced
- Low IQ
- Sex Offender
- A person that can’t hold a conversation
- A person that produces bad music that makes ur ears bleed
- Will talk shit about ones gear or item then proceeds to buy the same exact thing and change their opinion about it
Guthrie Govan: “Hello!? 911!? There’s a guy named Riley Landrum outside my house and he’s threatening to rape me?!”
911 Operator: “Chloe!? Is he bothering you again?!”
Guthrie Govan: “AAAAHHHH HE’S BURNING ALL OF MY IBANEZ GUITARS AND STEALING MY STRATS EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK!!!!”
911 Operator: “Chloe!? Is he bothering you again?!”
Guthrie Govan: “AAAAHHHH HE’S BURNING ALL OF MY IBANEZ GUITARS AND STEALING MY STRATS EVEN THOUGH THEY SUCK!!!!”
by Gliznig June 7, 2020
Get the Riley Landrummug. When a simple task is way overdone, in the hopes of it being epic, only for it to be an epic failure!
And now the best man will give a few words. Out comes the full band with horn section, lighting specialist, backup dancers, and a DJ. And the best man forgets his words.
I knew he was going to Teddy Riley this!
Her: Let's spend a weekend.
Him: Plans trip to a private Caribbean, island, all inclusive, flying first class, with servants to cater to every whim and when it comes time to be intimate realizes he left his viagara at home.
Her: Uugghh you really Teddy Riley'd this weekend!
I knew he was going to Teddy Riley this!
Her: Let's spend a weekend.
Him: Plans trip to a private Caribbean, island, all inclusive, flying first class, with servants to cater to every whim and when it comes time to be intimate realizes he left his viagara at home.
Her: Uugghh you really Teddy Riley'd this weekend!
by xhale763 April 19, 2020
Get the Teddy Rileymug. One of the the greatest singers of this generation. Sadly she does not get the recognition she deserves and is extremely underrated she played Mercedes Jones in the show “Glee” and was spectacular.
by BurntBryan November 27, 2020
Get the amber rileymug. A very unattractive person. A dude that stabs you in the back. He steals all the girls. A little b0tch
by daddt ei8309034801jkjJJJ85 May 3, 2018
Get the riley mulkeymug. Riley might be a dumb person (and a ho) but she is a beautiful bitch inside. All boys will be attached to her. Her eyes gleam and shine when she laughs and smiles an ugly smile. Even though this is true, All boys like her except one will catch her eye.
by Teachers_are_awesome May 18, 2016
Get the riley (girl)mug. Slapstick Humor. The type of humor the sidekick in Disney movies portrays such as Sebastian in the Little Mermaid. Or when Homer Simpson hits his head and says "Doh!" The lowest type of Humor.
by Mr. X June 15, 2004
Get the Riley Humormug.