Reading Rainbowed

How to reading rainbow someone: Tell the person that you’re speaking with something interesting to the point where they are genuinely interested in the topic. When you reach the point where you think the person is most interested in what you have to say and asks you a question about the topic, respond by saying “Read the damn book…ba da da.” (3 note tune that is played in the actual show when a kid would give a book report and cut you off mid-story leaving you in serious suspense). Then inform them that they just got reading rainbowed. You can switch it up and when someone doesn’t believe what you’re telling them; respond by saying “But you don’t have to take my word for it, read the damn book…ba da da."

Tom: Did you know that it’s possible to slow down time when you’re traveling at the speed of light?
Mike: No way, that’s not even possible.
Tom: Yes it is, there have been a lot of studies done on it.
Mike: Wow, how did they figure that out?
Tom: Read the damn book son…ba da da.
Mike: Huh?
Tom: You just got reading rainbowed.

by 13th May 7, 2011

real jesus tears

Real Jesus tears is when something very truamatic has occurred and you begin to cry. The tears are not the same at just crying though. When you cry real Jesus tears you can feel the pain and suffering in your chest and stomach.

I failed my final exam, when I got the paper back I cried real Jesus tears.

by Just frickin peachy February 6, 2017

Real Funny Hours

The time of day between 11:00 pm to 4:00 am. It is comprised of being on Skype with your friends and screen sharing, collectively looking at random and weird things on the internet, such as cringe and porn.

Aaron: "It's almost Real Funny Hours!"
John: "God fucking dammit"

by You_Have_No_Idea August 19, 2017

Real ni🅱️🅱️a hours

The realest ni🅱️🅱️a hours, for black males to communicate.

They are hanging out with real ni🅱️🅱️a hours.

What time is it? It’s real ni🅱️🅱️a hours

by ThatGuyStaleFrank January 3, 2018

real pour

A full glass of wine, beer, or other alcoholic beverage.

Excuse me waiter, but this glass of wine you served me is half empty. Could I please have a real pour? Thanks.

by Couch Pig February 10, 2018

Real Nigga Energy

Real Nigga Energy is the sort of energy a nigga emits when he does something to be classified as a real nigga. A real nigga is just a nigga that doesn't switch up on his homies or do pussy nigga shit. (can be shortened to RN Energy.)

James:Ayo that nigga Jamal fucked all them bitches last night except mine.
John: Damn he giving off real nigga energy he must be a real nigga then.
Jamal: Nah nigga yo bitch just ugly.

(another example of a real nigga is Chief Keef)

by TheOfficialRN October 21, 2020

Real Salt Lake

An MLS team (Major League Soccer) team based in the Sandy neighborhood of Salt Lake City, UT. They first joined MLS as an expansion team in the 2005 season. The first goal in the team's history was scored by Jason Kreis against the LA Galaxy. In 2007, he was asked by owner Dave Checketts to retire and be the head coach of the team. They opened their new stadium (Rio Tinto Stadium in Sandy Utah) on October 9, 2008. In 2009, RSL beats the Colorado Rapids 3-0 to clinch a playoff birth. They upset the Colombus Crew in the Easter Conference semifinals 4-2 and the Chicago Fire 0-0 (5-4 on penalties) in the finals. They then play the LA Galaxy in the MLS cup final. The match took place at Qwest Field (now known as Lumen Field home of the Seattle Seahawks and the Seattle Sounders FC) on November 22, 2009. Mike Magee scores early for the Galaxy but in the second half, Robbie Findley scores for RSL to tie. The match continues through OT to a penalty kick shootout. Robbie Russell scores the game winning penalty causing RSL to win 5-4 on penalties. They also made an appearance at the 2013 MLS cup final at Sporting Kansas City but lost in penalties

Guy #1: Did you see Real Salt Lake upset the LA Galaxy last night?
Guy#2: I was blown away

Guy#1: Yeah I'm sure Nick Rimando's back still hurts from carrying the team

by bmhorton March 9, 2021