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MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011
mugGet the the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good toomug.
young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020
mugGet the young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your timemug.
Very picky about women
Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020
mugGet the Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s upmug.

reading carrol

a little booth you can fuck in, typically located in a library or fitness center.
I'll meet you in the reading carrol, so we can fuck!
by jawaid man March 3, 2009
mugGet the reading carrolmug.

roll on read

When a person holds, usually a stuck up college girl, holds down on the bitmoji in snapchat to read a message without actually letting it register as open.
Ay bro did she message you back?
Nah homie, its been 6 days and her score up by 10,000, she deff pulled a roll on read though.
by Opium Anthony April 6, 2021
mugGet the roll on readmug.

Reads-drop

verb
To secretly read something that someone else is reading, often taking place on the subway. Gerund or present participle: readsdropping
I leaned over her shoulder, just enough to reads-drop this week's weather forecast
by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018
mugGet the Reads-dropmug.

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