MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)
DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!
by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011
Get the the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good toomug. the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.
by Brey234 August 15, 2021
Get the the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.mug. young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020
Get the young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your timemug. Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?
by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020
Get the Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s upmug. Tom: Hi Bianca!
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.
(Tom walks off.)
Bianca: .........
Tom: Are you doing anything after school?
Bianca: Reading.
Tom: Oh.
(Tom walks off.)
by Cavetown fan 🤟 October 4, 2020
Get the Readingmug. Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.
Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”
by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023
Get the Thomas Crewe-Readmug. Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.
"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
by A.S.K.D April 7, 2023
Get the Phonetic Reading Disordermug.