Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 3, 2013

hand rubbing

Jerking off with the help of rubbing alcohol. Mostly used by the nursing profession.

Nurse - "I use proper hand rubbing for every patient."

by Nurses November 21, 2013

gooch rub

The act of rubbing the gooch with fingers (or tongue) to stimulate the male midst sexual encounters. WARNING: MALE MAY GROAN IN AW AND WONDER

"We were hooking up and I went down there, pushed his balls aside, and went straight for a good ol' gooch rub."

by goochmail November 14, 2015

slot rub

the sexual act of vigorously rubbing a females vagina to completion without any actual penetration

"She gave me a handjob, and I gave her a slot rub."
"I just got the best slot rub from the guy I went home with last night"

by truck master hyatt slayer June 27, 2016

memphis rub

A hand job under the table at a family reunion from your first cousin.

I cant believe Jimmy got a memphis rub from his own cousin at the reunion.

by LukeDuke728 November 14, 2013

Rub king

A guy who makes random noises and talks about clash Royale 24/7.

Weird guy: Grrmccbutterpuppykins!
You: stop being such a rub king!

by Yolo2341 February 10, 2017

pocket rub

Rubbing woomens genitals through her pocket

Just give me a pocket rub

by big dik2117 October 19, 2015