spooge-rag

A kleanex or tissue or other fabric item used to clean up semen.

Another insult, saying someone is basicly lower than spooge, the thing that cleans that shit up.

I walked in Kiles room and stepped on a slimy spooge-rag on the floor.

Kile is a spooge-rag.

by Captain Awesome February 23, 2005

on the rag

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

by andy1 May 24, 2005

cunt rag

a complete and utter cunt

dosser: cal is such a cunt rag
poo: cunting oath

by good.dosser October 9, 2008

Paki Rag

Refers to the clothing worn by a paki and is often used as an insult due to the terrible smell and condition of said clothes, which are often covered in poo.

"Craig you're such a paki rag"
"Nick you're such a paki rag"
"Kev you're such a paki rag"

by Joseph Burgess December 14, 2008

hippy tit-rag

Piece of limp cloth worn across the chest by women who are considered hippy, granola or dead-heads. Looks suspiciously to have been made by hand and ties with string around the neck and lower back. Offers minimal coverage.

Yeah, the girl serving me pizza was only wearing a hippy tit-rag

by Jenny January 2, 2005

Pudding Rag

a guy takes a shit
then he wipes the shit off of his asshole with a rag of any size
he uses the shitrag for masturbation
the feces is a lubrication of sorts
after he is done stroking his shaft, he releases his manjuice into the rag
when all of this is done, it is called a pudding rag

Person 1: "Yo man, what did you do last night?"
Person 2: "You're not gonna believe it! I made a pudding rag!"
Person 1: "HOLY CRAP NO FUCKIN WAY!"
Person 2: "Way."

by O.G. Mudbone :) December 26, 2008

on the rag

to be on your period

"Gee guys... i have cramps, im on the rag. It's been a couple days. no sex for me"

by Lola Radmonavich June 19, 2008