Pramarrogance

Pramarrogance is the manner in which a pram is pushed by a frequently exhausted new mother who assumes other pedestrians must give her the right of way because she is pushing a child. Entirely conscious, Pramarrogant mothers seem as if they are almost daring you not to get out of their way.

A man walking down the sidewalk had to step into the gutter because of an approaching woman's Pramarrogance even though there was more than enough room for him and the pram to pass simultaneously.

by Tomdunnit October 9, 2011

Premature Echoculation

when the inside of a brownie batter donut squirts out into your hand as you are taking a bite on the other side.

I bit into that brownie and it premature echoculation all over my hand

by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

premature echoculation

When chocolate squirts out of a donut as you are taking a bite onto your hand

That donut squirted premature echoculation all over my hands

by AvaGlamour March 6, 2015

Premaids

Pussies who play together and don't give a fuck about teamplay with the team.

ohh look at us, we are faggits who only care about each other
Premaids

by Frido March 20, 2016

pomar

when your child comes out of your pussy screaming

"Dude I saw my mom giving birth and he pulled a pomar"

by Thesesesesesenuttttzzzzz May 18, 2018

Premature Congratulator

Describes someone who gets really excited about something too early/quickly and jinxes you. (Also another term to describe a premature ejaculator.)

Wow! I heard that you might be getting that promotion! That's fantastic! I'm so excited for you! I've already told everyone I know!

Geez! Don't be a premature congratulator or you'll jinx it for me!

by Siorse House December 23, 2005

premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!

Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!

by fanatic963 April 17, 2006