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Anal Probe

An anal probe is where one person, male or female, decides to poke or prod a fellow person, again male or female's, anus.
Clothed or naked, it doesn't matter.
Paigan: hey Kaye and Monica what's anal probing?
Kaye: Look Anal Probe up on urbandictionary.com
Monica: Yeah, urbandictionary's the best!
by Kaye and Monibob November 13, 2009
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first world problem

Damnit, my fart app download has slown to 350 kb/s. First world problem.
by damaca September 23, 2011
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Drinking problem

Something my wife keeps telling me I have.
"Maybe I wouldn't have a drinking problem, if you didn't have a problem with BEING A NAGGING BITCH ALL THE TIME!!!"
by famam June 3, 2014
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probation

Person 1: “Yo bro wanna hop in on this rotation?”
Person 2: “I wish I could but i’m on probation :(“
by BangSosa300 May 31, 2018
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Three body problem

A problem in celestial mechanics that must be solved to send a spaceship to the moon. It involves the mass of the earth,moon and the spaceship and is almost impossible to solve.
Also a problem you have where you are in love with two woman at the same time and try to find a way to keep them both which is almost impossible to solve unless they are both bisexual and can enjoy fucking each other while you fuck them.
John is trying to solve the three body problem.
by Deep blue 2012 July 9, 2010
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Problemental

(adj) When a person, group, or other collective makes a decision(s) or commit action(s) that present problems for them and/or others which would tend to make an unbiased third party observer believe the perpetrator(s) is(are) mentally unstable.
"Joann's tendency to throw up after she eats is very problemental."

"Stevo has been so problemental lately; his irrational behaviors are quite disconcerting."

"The NRA's defense of guns after the Sandy Hawk Massacre is very problemental."
by The Concerned Citizen January 16, 2013
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probabies

Imagine a large group of babies whispering, "probably"
"Holy shit did you see those probabies? I think they want to end the world."
by timetocru May 26, 2013
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