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Jizz Pot

The container used to cum in when donating sperm
I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash
by Ryano94 July 19, 2010
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pot slob

Some body who will smoke any kind cannabis they can get they're hands on with a total disregard to quality or form.
Ok, so I was cleaning out my pipe yesterday and tommy came along asked "how much do you want for that rez ball" what a pot slob!

How can you smoke that shit, I found it the trash its gotta be like 3 years old, you're such a pot slob!
by Cuntz and Bluntz December 6, 2009
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pot ass

say but he got a pot on his ass
by OhHeyLookAPotato January 22, 2021
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unicorn pot

Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.
Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.
by somedudeontheweb April 15, 2015
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Sludge Pot

A gluttonous pudgy wildabeest of immense size, typically giving off a foul body odor. They can often be found grazing near food and then overindulge in it without considering portion control. A Sludge Pot usually lacks proper hygiene, grooming, and fitness. Despite being built like Snorlax, their poor social awareness can still result in unwarranted snarky comments towards those who did not ask.
Hey, you better hide all pizza I bought, Sludge Pot stomped n' wobbled through the door unannounced when she heard the word Domino's and gorged on 7 slices already. She then had the audacity to dismiss the quality of the food despite not being invited, and her stench of body-cheese still lingers throughout the house.
by Acidic_Dubzz December 20, 2022
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pot blotch

When one ejaculates into one’s own belly button after a session of masturbating.
Damn! My belly button stinks so bad after I pot blotched myself last night.
by Frogfork69 November 29, 2021
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