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Frosty Potato

The act of putting one's ball sack on a bag of ice or otherwise cooling the testes to shrivel up resembling a "frosty potato," which then has oral stimulation provided by inserting the whole scrotum into preferred sexual partners mouth.
"Hey Dennis, I gave that skank an awesome frosty potato last night!"
by BigSparky December 1, 2013
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cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.
don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.
by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015
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Potato Thumb

A potato thumb is a person you can't decipher whether they look like a potato or a thumb. Someone who's very existence annoys you, because you just cant put you finger (or thumb) on what object they most resemble. You can't be friends or date a potato thumb without the constant need to address the resemblance making them completely undesirable.
I don't know if Beto is ugly or just a potato thumb.

There's nothing worse than a potato thumb trying to hit on me at the club.

Why is your potato thumb ass still talking?
by Ydnim November 12, 2018
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Purple Potatoes

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this
by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018
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old potatoes

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime
Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes
by oldpotatoes March 4, 2019
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Potato (🥔)

Any canadian with a slow mind and self confidence.
Alex is a real potato (🥔).
by Thefudger2102 January 6, 2020
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Potato Religion

by Potato_God999 May 10, 2020
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