post grunge pill head

a post grunge pill head is a person who used to be a grunger who as they got older, broadend their musical taste, from being all about thrashing guitars, to liking drum n bass and electro beats from artists such as 2 many dj's and the klaxons. If you can hear the sound of ambulances, wailing cats and repetitive singing (like somebody is accidently leaning on the sound keyboard) coming from your son/brother/boyfriends (insert applicable) room, it is most likely that he too is a post grunge pill head.

The post grunge pillhead will have no qualms about letting you know that you are a grunger.

Post grunge pillheads will most probably be part of woodcraft. Dont even get me started on that one.

Jack: Letty you're a grunger.
Letty: How am i a grunger?
Jack: Becasue you..like.. dont totally like the klaxons.
Letty: Yeah thats because the Klaxons are fucking awful.
Jack: Oh my God! How can you not like this song?! The klaxons are totally yah!
Letty: Shut up. You're a post grunge pill head.

by GrrrMcUnger January 28, 2007

Post-Shartum Depression

The depressing feeling one gets after excreting a log the size of a small child.

Joe: Ted are you ok?
Ted: I've been having anxiety attacks since this morning after I dropped a huge duece.
Joe: Man, you better see a doctor. I think you have Post-Shartum Depression.

by rustachio April 25, 2009

Post-Slut Disorder

The feeling you get after breaking up with a slut. This includes reminiscing, regret, and flashbacks of things you've done with her.

"Dude, I can't stop thinking about her. It was such an amazing night... but I should completely forget about her. She's such a dirty whore... Ugh. I can't get over my Post-Slut Disorder."

by als21 December 12, 2009

Postal Party

AKA Post Office Party

A house-party full of "male" and "packages"

Normally used to describe a worst case scenario, college house-party full with, at best, a 20 male to 1 female ratio but can even exceed 40:1. Often accompanied by swamp-ass, dude-sweat, and circle-jerking frat fags who put a spoiler on any car they ever buy.

Holy fuck! I barely escaped from that postal party with Aubry, she almost got raped by 30 guys, i need to find the Temple of Poon after that dude-fest.

by RutgersKegs December 14, 2010

Post-shore Depression

Non-psychotic depression occurring during the first few hours/days after watching new episodes of Jersey Shore. The sufferer may feel worthless, without purpose, distraught and in extreme causes suicidal in the belief that their sole reason for being has been taken away from them. Usually following a short period of elation due to the extreme attachment the sufferer has to the TV show and the fulfilment of their desire, much like an addiction. The depression most often occurs when the subject realises they have, in fact, a whole week to wait for another new episode and have to go 'cold turkey' for this time.

Nah bro, I got a bad case of post-shore depression in here

by thesitch18 October 17, 2010

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

Post and Smoke

The act of staying put in one location and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Can be done for hours or days at a time until ones pack runs out.

Hey, wanna Post and Smoke at my house?

For sure dude, but we're already posting.

I know we need to Post and Smoke in a different location.

by thedarksideee October 7, 2011