When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.
If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018
Get the Pinch and Pullmug. Pinch (action), to grip an object or substance between two fingers.
Pinch (unit), a very small amount of an ingredient, typically salt or a spice
Pinch (whisky) or Haig's Pinch, brand of Scotch whisky
Pinch, Indiana, an unincorporated community
Pinch, West Virginia, a census-designated place in Kanawha County
Pinch (unit), a very small amount of an ingredient, typically salt or a spice
Pinch (whisky) or Haig's Pinch, brand of Scotch whisky
Pinch, Indiana, an unincorporated community
Pinch, West Virginia, a census-designated place in Kanawha County
by Α March 24, 2022
Get the Pinchmug. When your girl squeezes her legs together while still upon the peen, pinching your dick with the force of one thousand African elephants
Chad: yo my girl did the putang pinch on me last night and I’m still sore
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since
Derrick: man that happened to me years ago and I haven’t walked since
by Heinz Doofinshmirtz June 29, 2019
Get the The Putang Pinchmug. by ArchuKinLer household October 20, 2010
Get the Raper Pinchmug. A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.
One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the pinch-hittermug. a unit of measure (typically reserved for ketamine) equivalent to the volume held between ones thumb and index finger. One can administer said pinch to self, friends or strangers... with consent
by Beaver-man July 5, 2022
Get the pinchmug.