phone wars

When a person calls a phone and then hangs up before the other person gets a chance to answer it. It's like the classic game of ding dong ditch, only with a phone. For an aggressive phone war, you can call and hang up quickly resulting in a half-ring, and you can do so multiple times in succession. You can also call phones for people who are absent just to aggravate people who sit nearby. This is especially amusing if the volume is cranked way up and you pretend that the phone is malfunctioning.
The bald guy got really ticked off and talked to our boss about the phone wars.
by Phone Warrior May 09, 2006
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Phone Meet

Precautionary method of meeting someone over the phone. before you meet them in real life.
I had a phone meet with sean, before i hung out with him. that way i got to know him a little better before our date.
by Lady Awesome March 17, 2008
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Phone Elbow

A soreness or aching of the elbow joint due to extended periods of phone conversation.
Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm

Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?

Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.
by John J Lannon January 21, 2009
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phone leg

A British synonym of phantom phone, the experience of feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket when in fact it hasn't. You are either imagining it or mistaking other vibration sources for your phone.

Commonly occurs when driving in the narrow cobble-stoned streets of London. More likely to occur if you are talking about someone behind their back. You suddenly think they're calling you, feel an immediate twinge of guilt, followed by immense relief when you realise it was just phone leg.
Ed: "Hang on, my phone's going. Oh no it's not. It's phone leg. I thought it was my daughter. Do you get phone leg?"
Rob: "Yes, but I try not to keep it in my leg."
Ed: "What are you, a terminator?"
by dalb0z March 02, 2010
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phone-flash

The act of referring to oneself as naked while talking on the phone. Usually to friends of your wife or people who would rather die than see you naked.
My friend Julie was a victim of another phone-flash from Walter yesterday.
by mortified spouse June 05, 2009
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LeBron phone

A cell phone that you have to leave on vibrate because it doesn't have a ring.
Person 1: Hey, you won't be able to reach my cell this summer.

Person 2: Why is that?

Person 1: I have a LeBron phone. It doesn't work in June.
by Stacey King January 02, 2012
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Phone-alingus

The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.
"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."
by GreenEggsNGraham November 12, 2008
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