dan and phil 

Dan and Phil are two british youtubers who make really funny videos. you should watch them. their youtube names are danisnotonfire and amazingphil .they do collabs with tyler oakley, joey graceffa, and catrific, and more

you: who are dan and phil
me: you dont know them? get the f out of my house

dan and phil by AmazingPotterIsNotOnFire August 28, 2016

uncle phil 

Will Smith's Uncle on the television series "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". Also has an extreme obsession for turkey, pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, butter drenched dressing, tiny onions, and cream sauce.

Uncle Phil: Oh my God... turkey. With... PILLOWY mounds of mashed po-taytoes. Butter drenched dressing. TINY ONIONS... swimming in a sea of cream sauce. Ahhh...

uncle phil by Kadafi March 17, 2008

dr phil moment 

When you're casually watching Dr Phil with someone and all of a sudden Dr Phil starts going off about a bad behaviour that's totally been exhibited by the person sitting next to you - and suddenly you feel the need to jump off the couch and dance wildly because your friend's just been called out and you feel justified and authenticated.

Dr Phil says: Picking your nose is bad manners. You look over and see your friend has his fingers up his nose to the knucle - a habit which you've pointed out to your friend a dozen times, but they deny it. A dr Phil moment... justifies your position

dr phil moment by valerieh February 16, 2008

Dr. Phil 

a assmonkey

Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey

Dr. Phil by blah January 5, 2004

Dirty Phil 

The sexual act of cumming in someone's nose so that they are constantly snorting like popular internet personality and Twitch Streamer DarksydePhil

I gave Christian a Dirty Phil last night, right before stream. He kept snorting right in the mic.

Dirty Phil by Califloydian December 31, 2017

Dan and Phil 

Dan and Phil are the extremely amazing YouTuber duo, Daniel Howell and Philip Lester. When you think of Dan, you think of Phil, and when you think of Phil, you think of Dan. There is no one without the other. They are the best YouTubers.

“Hey, do you watch Dan and Phil?” Person 1 asked.
“Fuck yea, I love them, they’re so cute and dating secretly!” Person 2 said.
“Don’t forget they’re amazing YouTubers.” Person 3 added.

Dan and Phil by PansexualPhanatic January 23, 2019

dr. phil 

The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.

Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.

dr. phil by Oprah March 11, 2003