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Phantom Research

Creating facts to support your argument. Often alluding to "research" that can't be verified.
Weston is amazing at doing phantom research to support his arrogance.
by Publius Valerius Publicola December 9, 2008
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dirty phantom

When a woman goes to the bathroom to clean up after sex, the man goes to the bottom of the bed and wipes off his cock on the inside of the bottom of the comforter
After giving Angle some hot anal and finishing off with a chili dog, Ja-mobe cleans himself up with a dirty phantom.
by Frank Manwhore Rizzo August 28, 2020
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Phantom Beug

when you go to smoke a cone, but you haven't actually packed one.
"aww fuck bro thats my third phantom beug tonight, im stonkered."

"bro johnys a lightweight he was having phantom beugs after his first bong."
by derrick winthorpe November 1, 2018
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Phantom Grab

When you reach for a object that isn't there purely out of habit
Mike recently quit smoking and reached for a cigarette that was no longer in his pocket.

Mike: shit man, I just did a Phantom Grab
by PogChamp3 June 6, 2022
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Party Phantom

The one person at a party who no one knows or recognizes.
"Dude, who's the guy who keeps creeping on every single girl here?"

"No one knows. He's a total party phantom."
by dorilatortilla July 22, 2011
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Phantom Piss

Not to be confused with the phantom pisser. Phantom piss is when you take a piss and you have that feeling like there’s droplets on the absolute edge but nothing happens and it’s just and uncomfortable feeling.
Some guy: So I got done working on that project and I went over and took a piss but I got this feeling like I didn’t get all of it, it was on edge but never came out like phantom piss
by The ‘High’ Cleric March 17, 2020
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Phantom Menage

A Menage a Trois where one of the people involved is not aware of it being a three-way. More points are awarded the longer the "victim" is kept unawares of the third party.
"Were you at the party last night? Steve and Rob ended up in a Phantom Menage with Cindy! you should have heard her freak when she found out!"
by Bone Stoner December 19, 2009
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