Paper Friend

Someone who you might think is your friend, but is going to bail on you the moment you would expect them to uphold their end of the friendship; about supportive as a paper cut-out.

Unlike a real friend, a paper friend will never be there to cheer you up, bail you out of trouble, or help you out in any way, if they aren't getting anything out of the deal at least. Unlike a Theoretical Friend, they probably never really were your friend in the first place.

"You don't need those paper friends at all, no you don't need those kind of friends."

by Subidarb October 19, 2009

position paper

a document presenting the standpoint of a person, company or some entity, from an economic, moral or technical point of view

by Ulric Schwela July 17, 2003

rock paper scissors roulette

A game similar to russian roulette but the person designated to shoot is decided by a game of rock paper scissors.

rock paper scissors roulette was introduced by Tom Fulp's game Pico vs. Uberkids.

by DoucheBigalow March 15, 2009

toilet paper karma

1. when you use the last of the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom and assume the next person to go in will change instead of you, but in fact you're that next person to use that bathroom and have to do it yourself

2. always choosing the one stall in the public restroom with no toilet paper

"That toilet paper karma is a real beeyotch."

"Every time Barbara Sue goes to KFC, she has the worst toilet paper karma."

by floaster July 4, 2009

paper asshole

The little paper reinforcements you used to use when one of the holes in a 3-ring punched sheet of paper got a rip in it.

Dammit, I ripped the fucking paper again..Bob! Get me the box of paper assholes!

by Hookpenis June 20, 2005

light the blue paper

To go to bed. The expression comes from the instructions to users of firecrackers -- "light the blue paper and retire immediately" meaning to stand well clear once the wick of the firecracker is lit to avoid being hurt by the ensuing explosion.

Yawning, Peter said, "It's after eleven, time to light the blue paper."

by Paul Gittos March 15, 2008

paper thin

Rosie Perez who was on the now defunct late night show "Arsenio" said right around the time "To the curb" was becoming known. Saying that someone was so transparent and she can see right through them.

You are paper thin buddy

by Dr. Christophe October 19, 2004