hairy panic

The feeling you get when you see your unkempt pubes the night before a big date.

I had a proper hairy panic after I got out of the shower last night.

by Swissola September 9, 2016

Pee-panic

The panicked need to pee combined with the sudden psychological urgentness that seems to come when you’re finally at the urinal or toilet and get stuck on a zipper or can’t find the hole in your boxers. When you’ve waited for an hour and almost piss yourself at the last second.

I finally got to the front of the long bathroom line at the concert and had a pee-panic when I couldn’t get my dick out of my pants.

by TRG21. August 24, 2021

Blasian Panic

When a sexy, black stud, with a massive cock inserts foreign matter carlessly up an Asian woman’s pussy, forgetting their petite nature, and causing the woman to momentarily panic and moan in discomfort.

Kim Wong has Blasian Panic after D’Vontay was fingering her, aimed for the clit and went two inches too deep causing Kim to cry and state that she will finish on her own.

by HumpMyAssDaddy November 29, 2023

Panic of TACs

Collective noun for Track Access Controller's

Jesus did you see that panic of TACs in the mad hatter tonight?

by Mushroom09 July 14, 2023

Pocket Panic

Pocket panic is the phenomenon of losing track of the whereabouts of some important item you carry on your person. Wallets, cash, identification, keys and cell phones are the items most likely to be misplaced and trigger an episode fo pocket panic.

After I got to my seat on the airplane, I had pocket panic because I couldn't find my keys, but my wife found them under my seat. They'd fallen out of my hip pocket.

by loobeydoobey February 8, 2010

Panic At The Disco

you either love it, you hate it, you like their early stuff when there was actually a band or you only know that one song I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Person: Panic At The Disco is a really good band
Other person: oh god, they're so annoying
3rd person: I really like I Write Sins Not Tragedies
Person: is that their only song you know
3rd person: yeah
Person: ahhhhhh

by im a weird person June 27, 2019

Panic-er

Being panic but some what not

I just a slow panic-er 😩

by Yooshi March 2, 2022