Prince Philip

(v) For when death comes to a very old person that everyone was waiting for it to come to.

"Hey have you talked to your Grandfather lately?" "No, he Prince Philiped a little while back. Good thing too because I inherited his mansion."

by thedeadneighbor April 10, 2021

Swedish Prince

The act of passing gas (i.e. farting) into someone's full head of hair when they're not looking, and the smell of said gas lingering in their hair all day.

I totally gave that guy who was talking in the theater a wicked Swedish Prince.

by Ghengis Kunt March 8, 2010

prince albert piercing

a fuckin' dick piercing! hahah yeahh.. guys...with a prince albert piercing u'll get the best sex ever, and u'll make ur girl enjoy soooooooo much! hot hot sex boyzzz..!

the prince albert piercing goes at the bottom of the pennis

by ..cami.. May 19, 2006

clown prince

An idiot. A person who is royalty when it comes to fools. Often someone who says they can do something and fails the task.

"That Marty is a real clown prince of getting shit done."

by Urban Confucius October 23, 2012

Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince

One of the farce Harry Potter novels. Harry Potter finds a book written by the Half-Black Prince, who is none other than Barack Obama. At first, Harry learns many interesting things from the book, like about Hope. His friends tell him to throw it away because it contains occasional sentences like "I am a Muslim and support terrorists" and "I want to become leader of the Fourth Reich in America"
This books leads up to the point where Harry will do battle with the anti-christ (Obama) and destroy him.

Person 1: Yo I read this book called Harry Potter and the Half-Black Prince and told me all about how the government was behind conspiracies such as the faked moon landing and 9/11!!"
Person 2: "Ya, man it was printed into a book, so it must be true. Stick a crucifix right through his heart! Anarchy! Anarchy!"

by dsbhjsdbhsdfhb October 20, 2009

prince charles

Prince Charles is a man who preeches about global warming and the environment, despite owning something like 40 cars. He rants on about animal cruelty and animal rights, despite going hunting and shooting. Then he starts wondering why no-one takes him seriously. He believes in a Britain which doesn't exist and never did exist, except in fairy-tales, in which the peasants all love their royal rulers. He has more or less finished off any remaining respect or love anybody in Britain had for the royal family.

Oh no, there's Prince Charles on the TV ranting on about something. Let's turn over to the 'Best of the Test-card'. That should be far more entertaining.

by StormSworder August 15, 2006

Prince Charles

An anal piercing. Similar to a prince albert, but on the anus.

My partners prince albert got tangled with my prince charles when he fucked me in the ass last night.

by awerkinprogress August 21, 2007