old potatoes

A saying to make something seem less desirable, or something that is past it's prime

Craig wasn't interested in Alisha any longer, she's old potatoes

by oldpotatoes March 4, 2019

a fucking potato

an aggressive description the meaning of life

person 1: what is the meaning of life?
person 2: a fucking potato

by Starberry Gaming May 20, 2021

blind potato

A person who, despite their "many eyes", is too stupid to look right in front of them.

I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!

by <rant> October 3, 2010

face potato

a person who stays on facebook all day and night. Just like a person who watches the television all day and night like a couch potato.

Holly must be a face potato today because every time I post something on her wall or on my wall, she immediately has a comment.

by ekamarie April 6, 2010

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

Frosty Potato

The act of putting one's ball sack on a bag of ice or otherwise cooling the testes to shrivel up resembling a "frosty potato," which then has oral stimulation provided by inserting the whole scrotum into preferred sexual partners mouth.

"Hey Dennis, I gave that skank an awesome frosty potato last night!"

by BigSparky December 1, 2013

horse potatoes

nonsense; something worthless

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"

by waynekotke July 15, 2016