plant sex

when you penetrate a living organism of the kind exemplified by trees, shrubs, herbs, grasses, ferns, and mosses, typically growing in a permanent site, absorbing water and inorganic substances through its roots, and synthesizing nutrients in its leaves by photosynthesis using the green pigment chlorophyll with a male erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris and your penis gets infected and has thorns sticking on to it with it still bleeding but you still keep on penetrating the plant.
by plantsix February 18, 2021
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Silly plants

A word disguised as the word weed
by Taperoid March 30, 2024
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sky plant

sky plant is weed, cannabis that gets you so high you feel like your in the sky
man 1: yo I got you the weed

man 2: is it a sky plant?

man 1: fuck yeah
by LIl NAZ May 25, 2018
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Seed Planting

When you have a kidney stone and fuck a girl and it comes out whilst balls deep.
Wendy and I did some seed planting and she didn't even know it, she's gonna be confused when it comes out.
by pikapoo1 January 10, 2021
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Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner
"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"
by AntiCommunistAction April 09, 2021
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Broken Sewage Plant

the greatest group of epic gamers.
*dabs*
Broken Sewage Plant is the greatest group of epic gamers.
*dabs*
by yesbin October 18, 2019
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