obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm

anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

Piranha Plant

silly guys from mario that chomp you

man this piranha plant just bit my 🅱️alls!!!!

by stupidly stupid stupid idiot October 29, 2023

Water my plants

A phrase used to imply a form or self pleasure; masturbation

The lofi music made me want to get up and water my plants.

by Chumbucket October 15, 2022

Zoe plant

Zoe plant is the dick eater of dick eaters, this girl known for biting full grown men for no fucking reason and making them hella uncomfortable. Maybe she'll even bite ya dick off, Say Goodbye. HOF biter and HOF emasculation, Say Goodbye.

This zoe plant bitch bit my dick off!

by SayGoodbye. May 20, 2025

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

bullet planting

A scam which is popular in the Philippines. It is basically a scam that you put bullets in bags of people in the airport so that the victim will be arrested because security saw it.

Scammers were bullet planting in Suvarnabhumi Airport, Thailand.

by moosyude January 10, 2016

planted

Planted can be a code word for stoned, or in other words, high off of weed. It’s used to disguise more obvious words.

Dude I feel so planted right now not gonna lie...

by sappysardene August 12, 2021