plant

A type of fungi. Only appears in teacups when the sun sets.

“I think I’m addicted to plants, Jacob.”
“?”

by bobbyturtle69 October 2, 2018

Atheist plant

So you exist only to help control the discourse and your atheism is just you being the self-appointed arbiter of acceptable belief? That's illuminating.

Hym "Yeah, the Atheist plants got to go. They are literally greater good ideologue trying to replace religion with a liberalized version (i.e. themselves)"

Atheists plant "Gosh golly I wouldn't do that! I just..."

Hym "Yadda yadda none of that means anything bitch. You just nothing. You are the problem. The radicalization is the backlash of you doing exactly that. Your controlled opposition bit is not going to work."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Cage the woody plant

Slang term for anal sex.

Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.

by TheBitch13 December 2, 2010

Industry Plant

An upcoming or new female rapper or otherwise female artist

New female rapper is such an industry plant!

by librévro May 15, 2025

Potting plants

Getting cummed in

Man i put a really nice plant in her pot;
Im potting plants

by Laret December 10, 2017

Search the web to plant trees...

Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.

She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."

by BradfordBadBoii March 12, 2021

wokka wokka plant

akin to the apple tree in the garden of eden

Don't touch that wokka wokka plant. You aren't FF enough to resist its glory.

by Willy Goat April 28, 2007