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God's Pinch

FUCK! GOD'S PINCH! FUCKING GOD'S PINCH! FUCK ME! OHHH MY LEG! OH FUCK!!!!!
by BigGLizzy69 August 26, 2019
mugGet the God's Pinchmug.

bear pinches

When someone with small tits refuses the title "mosquito bites" they use bear pinches. Which is unreasonable.
Sally says she has bear pinches.
by nickymacG November 13, 2016
mugGet the bear pinchesmug.

pinch

a rocket league slang word, for when you pinch the ball, between the wall and your car.
by the_famm123 April 12, 2019
mugGet the pinchmug.

Pinch and Pull

When a female wakes up with a growling stomach from bubble guts after a very hard night of partying (usually in Mexico) and has to take a massive steamer. In her diminutive trek to the toilet, she uncomfortably realizes she still has a tampon jammed in the clam, fully drenched and swollen, pulsing like a toe with gangrene. She urgently sits down on the cold porceline, her stomach is growling, and there is a dirty dangling tampon string. She has to act fast and relieve herself so she pinches a hot, steaming log off and pulls out a huge bloody cyst like tampon.

The true test is to find out if all of this can make it down on the first flush.

If she is a true savage, she will leave her bloody panties on the floor and won't bother flushing toilet.
woke up in the morning cause I had to pee, walked into the bathroom and almost vomited. My roommate Julie pinch and pulled and didn't flush.
by Smokestacks May 16, 2018
mugGet the Pinch and Pullmug.
Hot Girl: wiggles her toes in his face
Boy: damn ur hot but crazy, pinch my grandma with a crowbar?
by Prince c4spian December 6, 2022
mugGet the pinch my grandma with a crowbarmug.

Beetle pinch

When one sticks one in the pink and one in the stink and proceed to pinch like a beetle.
To be a true beetle pinch it has to be done to Drew's mum
by Drew's mum May 12, 2022
mugGet the Beetle pinchmug.

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