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Phone Cohones

The inherent bravery certain people get when they are on the phone with you as opposed to talking in person.
That guy had his phone cohones on last night when I talked to him, wait till I see that bitch.
by Abracadaver8 April 4, 2009
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Phone-alingus

The act of ultra-oral stimulation during phone sex. When one person becomes so excited by the drrty words being told, they proceed to lick the receiver enthusiastically, while the other person moans realistically and (optional!) holds the phone to different areas of the body.
"Jennie sounded so hott over the phone, I couldn't help myself. I admit it, I gave her phone-alingus. My mom uses that phone..."
by GreenEggsNGraham March 29, 2009
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Butt Phone

A butt phone is a device used by technicians (and rarely ever home users) working on telecommunications networks to diagnose issues within the communications systems.

All the numbered buttons and the plugs etc are located on the end of the handset itself. Hence, the term butt phone.
Example 1:
Technician: "I have my butt plugged into the line"

Example 2:

Technician: "I love my butt phone"
by HotWater May 21, 2012
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phone leg

A British synonym of phantom phone, the experience of feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket when in fact it hasn't. You are either imagining it or mistaking other vibration sources for your phone.

Commonly occurs when driving in the narrow cobble-stoned streets of London. More likely to occur if you are talking about someone behind their back. You suddenly think they're calling you, feel an immediate twinge of guilt, followed by immense relief when you realise it was just phone leg.
Ed: "Hang on, my phone's going. Oh no it's not. It's phone leg. I thought it was my daughter. Do you get phone leg?"
Rob: "Yes, but I try not to keep it in my leg."
Ed: "What are you, a terminator?"
by dalb0z March 1, 2010
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phone wars

When a person calls a phone and then hangs up before the other person gets a chance to answer it. It's like the classic game of ding dong ditch, only with a phone. For an aggressive phone war, you can call and hang up quickly resulting in a half-ring, and you can do so multiple times in succession. You can also call phones for people who are absent just to aggravate people who sit nearby. This is especially amusing if the volume is cranked way up and you pretend that the phone is malfunctioning.
The bald guy got really ticked off and talked to our boss about the phone wars.
by Phone Warrior May 19, 2006
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phone-flash

The act of referring to oneself as naked while talking on the phone. Usually to friends of your wife or people who would rather die than see you naked.
My friend Julie was a victim of another phone-flash from Walter yesterday.
by mortified spouse June 4, 2009
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phone ghosting

When you purposely ignore a text or message off someone and avoid anyway of letting them knkw your online eg. Facebook.
Man1: Damn my girlfriend isn't replying in 3 hours

Man2: Maybe she's phone ghosting you pal
by .AJ. January 8, 2017
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