The Joshua Race

an incompetent race that lack intelligence and strength. they tend to try to be the malec race but ultimately always fail. They tend to have the IQ lower than dogs by the name of Finn

Trent: “have you ever heard of the joshua race?”
Curtis: “nah tf is that sounds lame”
Trent: “took the words right out my mouth”

by Yessurrskii November 2, 2021

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pidgeon race

A phrase often used in Bulgaria ment to imply a gay orgy in a public works office.

Ivan has informed me that segej will be having a "pidgeon race" in his sanitation building office.

by Frizz16 January 11, 2017

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Funnel Race

"Funnel Racing" involves two people with two drinking funnels. Both individuals attempt to finish their funnel full of beer quicker then the other. Whoever finishes first is the winner.

We have two funnels if you want to do a funnel race, but don't do it with Taylor; he's simple minded and will be confused that you didn't call it a funnel fight.

by Pocket Ninja January 13, 2009

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blank race

Blank is a whole new race for people who are racist to their own race and other races too

kelly:Yeah man John was so racist He became a blank race

Tom: DAYUM

by Fl4k February 25, 2021

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The act of pretend racing large model sailboats between individuals, in which the finish line is the other participant's entire colon. First racer to take the entirety of their opponent's vessle loses. Smooth sailing!

Man, this day is really dragging. I cant wait to get home so me and my boy can be racing sailboats.

by Milk Money Mike March 22, 2019

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Race for the Galaxy

A space-themed card game of luck, strategy and tough decisions where you build your own space empire and become the most badass emperor in the Milky Way galaxy.

Bob: Hey Carl, wanna play Race for the Galaxy?
Carl: GLORY TO NEW SPARTA!

by ARandomPersonPerhapsAnAlien November 26, 2020

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