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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

The deep dark ground

Litteraly just like the deepest web but way darker

The deep dark ground is the "." in youtube search bar

by That Memer 69420 monke February 27, 2021

Afro Ground

A uncredited Hip Hop Genre that uses a lot of African Genre Samples from the following Genres: Highlife, Coupé-Décalé, Soukous, Juju, and sometimes Afro-Beat.

Prince African Press: (Listening to Music) Oh my God! Now that's Hip Hop!

Allahdyummu: Um ..... (SMH) .... not really.

Prince African Press: (Annoyed) What the fuck you mean man?! This is Real HIP HOP!

Allahdyummu: Not really! That beat is Afro Ground.

Prince African Press: (Controversially) What the FUCK is an Afro Ground.

Allahdyummu: (Calm) Hip Hop Music mixed with African Samples.

Prince African Press: (Thinking To Himself) .................. really? Wow, based upon samples, you do have a point. Brother you sharp man.

Allahdyummu: (Laughing) Thanks. Oh, by the way. It should highly be considered a Sub-Genre of REAL HIP HOP MUSIC. Because when you listen to the Hip Hop looped Traditions used by Producers back in the days, other Producers can re use what Producers have looped before and mix African Samples on that loop. Get it?

Prince African Press: Yeah. G I never thought about it that way. Hump. You learn something New Everyday.

Allahdyummu: Indeed.

by The Living World February 25, 2011

Ground Smooch

A kiss that you give someone on the floor

Oi Moony! Your husband wants a Ground Smooch!

by MarleneMcBadAss December 26, 2024

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

grounding pin

A safety feature on a power outlet that creates an emergency path for electricity to travel through if a short circuit or fault happens within the device

European type F Schuko sockets have two clips on the top and bottom sides rather than a grounding pin, and type F plugs, like type E French plugs, have holes for the clips which play a main role in protecting both the socket and the plug.

by bluestinger66 April 1, 2023

plowing new ground

Opening up new pastures when the old one has gone all dry and barren. Usually refers to recently separated males with no front teeth.

When ma ol lady left me I just took hold of ma old fella and ploughed me some new ground with old Betsy Ross next door.

by Gazman April 1, 2004