Offriended

Used when you are offended that someone has offended your mate, and/or on behalf of your mate.

'Carley is a fat obese motherfucking bitch'
'Shut your dirty mouth, you've offriended me with that comment'

'Hey Gil, Simon said Ben was a fatty'
'I'm offriended'

by RadgedPuff May 22, 2009

Offender

Used to describe an offensive player on a team.

Who is marking that offender?

That offender is fast!

by ThattGirll June 29, 2012

oofer

love; to love someone is to oofer them

OMG I oofer him sooooooo much!

by billy-billy-bob-bob March 30, 2009

offention

A measure of one's level of being offended.

You're causing my offention levels to rise.

by g0nad June 4, 2010

non-offensive swears

fargin bastige!

f-ing bastard!

by sparky December 5, 2003

Tommy Maddox Offense

1.(n) When a quarterback is so inept at throwing the football, every down is guaranteed to be a running play. Named after former Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Tommy Maddox, when he filled in for the starting quarterback during the 2005 season. His run-heavy/no-pass play calling was mercilessly mocked by play-by-play announcers.

2.(n) To only run the football. No forward passes, screens, or QB Option (with the intent of passing). Only hand-offs, pitches, bootlegs, or any other designed rushing play qualifies for this designation.

1. An angry Pittsburgh fan has immortalized Tommy Maddox's massive failure by attributing no-pass play-calling to his name: The Tommy Maddox Offense.

2. My brother was trying to get the game record rushing yards achievement in Madden, so he entered the Tommy Maddox Offense.

by John A. H. III January 11, 2009

Secretary of Offense

Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008