Horse slapper

Male that deliberately seeks out the ugliest woman at a bar for sex.

Craig-" Damn... Joe sure got drunk tonight. I saw him leave the bar tonight with with a heinous lookin' bitch.
Mark-" What a horse slapper!"
Craig-" Whooooooooaaaaahhh Nelly!!!!!

by Juan Nutt March 17, 2011

Horse Wanker

Someone who is an irritating twat or idiot, or someone who wanks horses

That ginger Dan is a right horse wanker

by Jon Howell June 11, 2006

Horse Job

A horse job is a sexual move done to either a girl or a guy. When a person is going down on another person, the person pleasuring does a motorboat move with their lips while exhaling loudly. This, of course, simulates a horse naaying. Thus a horse job.

Nic: Hey DJ! My girlfriend is out of town and I want a horse job really bad. Will you give me one.

DJ: Yeah of course, I love giving horse jobs.

while DJ is blowing nic he makes a very loud naying sound.

Nic: I'm sorry DJ but the HJ always makes me blow my load all over faces.

by Izak P and DJ October 28, 2008

Horse Face

When someone has high cheek bones and a slender face. Nickname given by douchebags who are really ugly and feel the need to shit on others

People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.

Kevinioann: Paris Hilton has such a horse face
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.

by DevilFan August 29, 2012

Horse Legs

A Girl With Horse Legs Means She’s Got Thicc Thighs And A Fat Ass

That girls got horse legs

by Kidman February 13, 2020

Horse Booty

1. The Rear of Horse
2. Bigger than Average Butt.

1. That Horse Booty got Hit.
2. I Saw His Horse Booty on the Cartoon Called ALF Cartoon season 2 Episode 1. This is bob said let me see that.

by MayDayMeh June 21, 2018

Horse Wanged

A more violent and evil form of "Fuck You", implying that the receiver should get pounded by an extremely large and uncomfortable cock or Horse Wanged

Damn, That Sarah is such a bitch, I hope she gets Horse Wanged!

by Lewd Dude September 20, 2016