Oliver

Oliver’s really cool. He has a giant throbbing horse cock and could beat you up any day of the week other than Tuesday, that’s when he learns lightsaber skills.

Person 1: ‘who’s that really cool guy?’
Person 2: ‘oh that’s Oliver’
Really cool and sexy woman Scarlett Johansson: ‘I wanna fuck him’

by Norman Shrewsbury January 22, 2023

Oliver

A Korean dude who is dumb
His korean name is "개병신같은 시발새끼"

Hhe is such a Oliver!!

by Gomhoo February 1, 2023

Oliver

Someone hiding a 14-incher in their pants.

Has immaculate rizz and can pull anyone he wants

Girl: I would Absolutely Smash Oliver!

Any Sane Boy: Same!

by OION YOkuo:LTEGFRE February 20, 2023

Oliver

A real cool guy
Very hyper
Bites sometimes
Can be cuddly
Likes string

Only eats the nicest food
ADHD poster child in the best way
A real good boy

Possibly a cat

"Oliver is doing zoomies around the living room again!"

by r.m. roe March 2, 2023

oliver

yes me my name is oliver i am hot as fuck i love 2d men but why is no one attractive in real world

oliver is so hooott

by hdfhfdhj March 7, 2023

oliver

yes me my name is oliver i am hot as fuck

oliver is so fineee

by hdfhfdhj March 7, 2023

Oliver

Oliver has a small fucking penis, which usually looks like a push-pop that you got from your local store when he's hard ( estimate at most 2 inches ) Despite his negative inches, he is extremely funny and energetic. You will either love this man or hate him. He usually is super energetic in a hangout ( going for 9 hours straight of rampage) and sleeps like a card box when he's finally "taken down".

Yo what's good oliver

by Rfboi March 9, 2023