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Sneeznesses

Sneezness/es is a medical issue causing people to sneeze multiple times or a lot throughout the day.
"Katy had the sneeznesses". Or "I've got the sneezness"
by Amelia 123 October 6, 2021
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The Sneezing Keaster

A dangerously deranged sexual act that involves rubbing a line of chili powder under your partner’s nose during anal sex. At the peak moment, just before climax, you shove their face into the pillow, pushing the chili powder into their nostrils, and triggering the sneeze of doom.

The resulting nasal eruption causes their anus to clench like a hydraulic vice, making you nut with the force of a small explosive.
“She asked me to do the Sneezing Keaster. I brought chili powder and a helmet.”

“It’s not just spicy food that burns—trust me.”
by MrBlight June 3, 2025
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Sneezed at night

If you sneeze at night that means you should call biman.
I just sneezed at night i should call biman.
by bimxn August 24, 2022
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egg shyyt sneeze

egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…
egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

!!!"
by brainstorm June 14, 2015
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Skirt Sneeze

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.
"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"
by Boo, Jhigga July 14, 2024
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Grade A dick sneeze

That one history teacher who alters things just to make a party look good
by Dinkster October 25, 2019
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Seattle-sneeze

Wuhan-flu
The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...
by Lucky180 March 4, 2020
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