Sick Mickey

The name of one of the thirteen forbidden sex moves which actions involve the use of gorilla glue, sandpaper, and a pair of Mickey Mouse ears.

According to the renowned, now deceased sexologist, Dr.Wombloid, many of men and women have died from the legendary, yet forbidden, Sick Mickey maneuver.

by Dr.Wombloid August 23, 2024

Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

Mickeys peen

A small penis and pair of balls in the shape of Mickey Mouse

Dude look at the Mickeys peen it’s sick

by Hewooooooo January 23, 2021

Member of the Mickey Club

A gay person.

By the way, Saturday's party is just for members of the Mickey Club. / This actor plays a straight man in the film, but in fact he's a member of the Mickey Club. / I don't know why he denied being a member of the Mickey Club.

by Faella Linda January 3, 2024

Mickey hatton

1. Talks alotta shit in a press conference and don't turn up and having nothing else to do.

2. Chucking a sick day.

3. Lost his confidence.

I'm gonna be successful today but than pull a mickey hatton.

by Kingkong28 March 26, 2023

hurricane mickey

n. Any overblown squall that generates a lot of hype and closes airports and, most especially, amusement parks.

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Up for a trip to Disney World?
I hear it's closed . There's a hurricane mickey coming.
Surfing then?

by gnostic3 October 6, 2016

Mickey

Guilty pleasure. Fun, funny, sexy and sweet. Mickey does heaps. Taking the mickey out of someone would be cruel.

oh mickey youre so fine, youre so fine you blow my mind

by Samibee11 December 9, 2018