Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
Get the Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets mug.The person that incites a fight between two other individuals for his own amusement but would never fight himself.
The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.
The person that offers to hold other’s jackets while they fight.
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Mike: Whatever man, stop being such a jacketeer.
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Get the Jacketeer mug.Formal attire popularized Joe Kelly following his well-documented trip to the white house. Although traditionally coming from Mariachi bands, it is only worn in the most formal situations.
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Get the Mariachi Jacket mug.Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.
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