When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.
by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020
Get the Night Woodmug. I can't stop thinking about Kate. I had a dream about her last night, and this morning I discovered that she brought me some night syrup.
by Extra Chowder April 16, 2020
Get the night syrupmug. Refers to a running gag from the YouTube channel Scott The Woz. In the video “Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival - The Dark Age of Nintendo,” Scott lies to his friends that they will be playing the 1998 PlayStation game Gex: Enter the Gecko, to get them to come over and play Amiibo Festival. This leads Jeb Jab, a reoccurring character in Scott’s videos, into believing that everything other than Gex, is Gex.
by vRedd December 28, 2021
Get the Gex Nightmug. Guy 1: dude do you remember from the poke night yesterday
guy 2: No what, happened?
guy 1: you took a shit in a persons purse, had sex with some dressed as a dolphin and made out with my mom
guy 2: yeah that seems like a normal poke night
guy 2: No what, happened?
guy 1: you took a shit in a persons purse, had sex with some dressed as a dolphin and made out with my mom
guy 2: yeah that seems like a normal poke night
by jamesfranklinburger January 9, 2012
Get the Poke Nightmug. A night, usually a Friday or Saturday, in which an older male and a younger female have phone sex. Or, maybe they just talk about how Thick Abbi's hams are.
Eric: Tony, I had darlena night with Molly and Abbi!
Tony: You all suck.
Lauren: Yeah.
Rayna: Hamlena night.
Sierra: What?
Tony: You all suck.
Lauren: Yeah.
Rayna: Hamlena night.
Sierra: What?
by ericstealsmen October 14, 2016
Get the darlena nightmug. Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.
Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.
Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
by That Slattery Girl May 21, 2020
Get the Night Readingmug. by MilkyMilkMk2 April 16, 2017
Get the Night's Coremug.