Soggy Nelson

To shove ones period blood up someone's nose to simulate a nose bleed.

I gave my best friend a Soggy Nelson

by Mr_Scrubss January 8, 2024

dane nelson

One who likes to define his character with inspirational quotes. Has a massive appetite and constant worry for dancing badly. Brave yet very sensitive. A man boy. Humble and great sense of athleticism

Use your blinker and don’t pull a Dane Nelson

by Wilder jake Staten January 19, 2019

Nelson

A guy who steals all the girls heart. He will hurt a girl then fall in love with her. He is shy to her and never talks to the girl. He also has a huge penis and os great at kissing. The girl is usally named Jennifer. Search her name up and you will find that she is te perfect girl for you.

Michelle "Damn look at that Nelson"

Jennifer " He's totally mine"

by #LoveNelson February 11, 2017

nelson-like

opposite of god-like

satan is nelson-like

by spcrro September 23, 2025

Nelson

A man who has one of the smallest penis' in the world . If you were to have sex with a Nelson you wouldn't feel anything.

"Nelson I can't feel it!!"

by Nelson Gilbourne June 26, 2019

Happy Nelson

A bowel movement that is so explosive that it causes you to cum uncontrollably.

Hey Stacy, I would go out with you tonight, but I happy nelsoned my pants in the bathroom.

by mikethememegod April 22, 2024

nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis

caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!

by nelsons juice January 27, 2022