ivory mustache

When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.
He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.
by Jackin McCrackin 2.0 August 19, 2012
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Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!
Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.
by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020
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Pooh mustache

The act of recieving remnants of pooh on the upper lip during/following various types of anal sex.
Me: How was your date last nite?

Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.
by JYW1 January 04, 2011
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mustache dick

i have a mustache dick
by Asshairy September 05, 2017
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Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man

Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.
Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸

Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache
bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches
by jayfeather123 June 21, 2010
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Lion-Heart Mustache

A lightly-cloured English mustache originally used to describe Nigel Mansell's huge mustache. The term became popular when Suzuka circuit was selling fake Mustaches.
That Englishman had a Lion-Heart Mustache.
by NyanCake007 August 16, 2018
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